1. It is 1581 Anno Domini. At the Undergraduate School of UMUC, besides Assistant Academic Director of Mathematics and Statistics, I am also the Undergraduate School-appointed CPA, Coffee Pot Attendant. It is a very important office sponsored by the Holy See. I have taken this job very seriously, because I believe that I am the key to increased productivity at the Undergraduate School. Why, by mid-morning, many of my colleagues act as if they were. It is imperative that I restore productivity via a secret naturally-occurring molecule, caffeine…….. In order to see if my secret molecule works, I have observed the time, in hours, a random selection of ten of my colleagues who could stay awake at the extremely long-winded Dean’s meeting as soon as it started. Oh, yes, one fell asleep even before the meeting started!
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